high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

(via huntingdemonswiththewinchesters)

"

[new text message/ 3:16 am]
I just drove 16 hours. I need to see you.

[new text message/ 2:09 am]
I’m drunk and I know I told you I didn’t want this anymore. But I want it. I want you. I’m sorry.

[new text message/ 12:13 pm]
Maybe if I could kiss you one more time everything would be alright.

[new text message/ 8:07 am]
Fuck. I shouldn’t have let you go.

[new text message/ 4:02 am]
Are you up? I miss you.

[new text message/ 4:05 am]
A lot.

[new text message/ 5:16 pm]
I saw something that reminded me of you and my throat caught fire.

[new text message/ 12:22 am]
I wish you were here.

[new text message/ 3:17 am]
I need you. Please call me back.

"

9 texts I wish you’d send me even though I know I’ll probably never hear from you again (via extrasad)

Fuck. This just cut my heart in half.

(via snowingseasons)

"Making love was never about you and me in a bed. We made love whenever we held hands."

Ian Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: awdray, via behindtheseeyesofmine)

"I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be."

Dita Von Teese (via reneexpearl)

(Source: dita-van-teese, via summer-city-paradise)

"Write drunk, edit sober."

Ernest Hemingway (via nudelip)

(Source: showslow, via feministxprincess)